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Ranking every NFL team’s 2025 schedule release video

by May 15, 2025
by May 15, 2025

Who rules the NFL (social media)?

The NFL content Super Bowl has arrived in the NFL with the 2025 schedule release. What was once just the release of the season calendar has turned into a chaotic, beautiful moment for all 32 squads. Teams go above and beyond to release videos that reveal the schedule in hilarious, dramatic format. 

Is having a top tier schedule release video indicative of a successful season? Sort of. Last season, USA TODAY Sports ranked the Arizona Cardinals as the worst video release, and they missed the playoffs for the third consecutive year. But the second-worst Denver Broncos, made the playoffs. Meanwhile, the Philadelphia Eagles had the third-best, and they ended up hoisting the Lombardi Trophy. The No. 1 ranked Los Angeles Chargers also made the playoffs.

The Chargers have had the top video the past two seasons. Will anyone unseat them and claim the crown?

32. Indianapolis Colts

Minecraft was a popular way to release videos. The Colts did not hold back with some of these jokes, and while some were exceptional, it resulted in the video getting deleted. The new video didn’t do any favors.

31. Cincinnati Bengals

Maybe the film should’ve actually been short.

30. Cleveland Browns

You’re not the only one confused as to what we just witnessed.

29. New England Patriots

Dave Portnoy delivers an unfunny announcement that could put you to sleep.

28. Dallas Cowboys

Just dudes being dudes, but unsure if this is a live stream worth watching.

27. Carolina Panthers

Panthers players get some weight lifted off their shoulders, just in an unfunny way.

26. Detroit Lions

While a cool look through the city, there’s nothing special happening.

25. Las Vegas Raiders

A nice look through the Raiders headquarters with subtle jokes at opponents. Some people aren’t great at acting.

24. Denver Broncos

Kids falling always get some chuckles.

23. Miami Dolphins

This goes for the motivational route, and while the animations are incredible, it wasn’t anything special.

22. New York Jets

The drawings within drawings made for some wicked art-ception.

21. Green Bay Packers

As horrifying as it is, everyone’s had these types of fever dreams before.

20. New Orleans Saints

Everyone wishes coaches would actually show an angry version of themselves, and the anger translator had some solid clap backs.

19. Kansas City Chiefs

“Cash Cab” was an iconic show, and while there was some cool trivia sprinkled in, most were too easy.

18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Jon Gruden unboxing videos unveil cool stuff and tidbits, and the former Buccaneer coach knows how to get people hyped.

17. Philadelphia Eagles

It was simple, but you’re allowed to flex the Lombardi Trophy as Super Bowl champions.

16. Minnesota Vikings

If these tattoos are real, then there’s no denying the loyalty in Minneapolis.

15. Seattle Seahawks

With the 50th anniversary of the team, Seattle goes with the old school action figure commercial. The villain figures were a creative way to make fun of opponents.

14. Houston Texans

One of the most iconic moments in the “Scary Movie” franchise with some notable Texans fans.

13. Chicago Bears

Always expect some shenanigans with Lamorne Morris.

12. Arizona Cardinals

Mack Wilson definitely has some bars. This could be an anthem played during games.

11. Buffalo Bills

Now this is the A.I. we want to see. Simple and a great twist.

10. Jacksonville Jaguars

Getting the social media star of 2025 in Ashton Hall to do his routine? The Jaguars definitely put at least 10,000 on it.

9. Washington Commanders

Some good spots with an amazing game in Roller Coaster Tycoon, but felt like it held back on some teams.

8. Los Angeles Rams

Brenda Song knows ball, and “The Daily Show”-style had some clever jokes.

7. Tennessee Titans

Tennessee captures how every NFL fan feels without football being played with a hilarious medicinal commercial.

6. New York Giants

The Giants perfectly capped the city stereotypes and fan bases with a “Love Island” parody.

5. San Francisco 49ers

Video game inspired releases have been a hit, and credit for not using an actual game for it. Also some fantastic deep cuts for other fanbases.

4. Baltimore Ravens

Way to commit to the “Severance” style. It really felt like an episode of the hit show with the ominous feel, and the players showed some acting chops.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers

Nick Herbig and Keeanu Benton should consider a TV show after this performance. The animal noises part was gold.

2. Atlanta Falcons

The old school Mario Kart was incredible with stellar graphics, and the Falcons didn’t hold back with the great diss of Bill Belichick.

1. Los Angeles Chargers

The Chargers do it again, this time with Minecraft. There are so many sneaky disses in there, and it’s pure art from beginning to end. Los Angeles remains the king of shade and schedule release videos.

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