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160+ fantasy football team names inspired by every NFL team

by August 25, 2025
by August 25, 2025

Perhaps your fantasy football league hasn’t yet had its draft … or you’re looking to get into one more league.

When you do, you’ll definitely want a cool name for your team, one that’s nice and fresh for the 2025 season.

That’s where we come in. USA TODAY Sports has compiled a list of more than 160 different options so you can focus on roster building. After all, just think about how great these names will look on a trophy once the season ends.

Inspired by each of the 32 NFL franchises and their top players, here are our picks for the fantasy team names you’ll most enjoy having.

Fantasy football team names for 2025

Arizona Cardinals

  • Kyler Instincts (Kyler Murray)
  • Here Comes McBride (Trey McBride)
  • McBridesmaids (Trey McBride)
  • Let’s Marvin Get It On (Marvin Harrison Jr.)
  • Conner Artist (James Conner)

Atlanta Falcons

  • Penix Attack (Michael Penix Jr.)
  • Bed Bath & Bijan (Bijan Robinson)
  • To the Mooney and Back (Darnell Mooney)
  • Drake it ’til you make it (Drake London)
  • Kyle Me Maybe (Kyle Pitts)
  • Up Pitts Creek
  • The Pitt-stop

Baltimore Ravens

  • Zay it with Flowers (Zay Flowers)
  • Henry’s Court (Derrick Henry)
  • Lamarvelous (Lamar Jackson)
  • I am Bateman (Rashod Bateman)
  • Bateman and Ravens
  • Justice Department (Justice Hill)
  • The Nuk-lear Option (DeAndre Hopkins)
  • Nuks of Hazard (Hopkins)

Buffalo Bills

  • Cooks in the Kitchen (James Cook)
  • The Cook-ie Monster
  • Khalil Eyes (Khalil Shakir)
  • It’s all Khalil to Me (Shakir)
  • Keon Dreamin’ (Keon Coleman)
  • Knox Three Times (Dawson Knox)
  • Knox Knox Jokes
  • Allen the family (Josh Allen)
  • Oh my Josh (Allen)

Carolina Panthers

  • The Young and the Restless (Bryce Young)
  • The Bryce is Right (Young)
  • You get what you Legette (Xavier Legette)
  • Tet for Tat (Tetairoa McMillan)
  • Chu-bacca (Chubba Hubbard)
  • Hubba Bubba (Hubbard)
  • Hooked on a Thielen (Adam Thielen)

Chicago Bears

  • Rome-an Empire (Rome Odunze)
  • Re-Caleb-rated (Caleb Williams)
  • D’Andre Swift (Bears’ version)
  • The Burden of Proof/Dreams/Truth (Luther Burden III)
  • Moore Touchdowns Please (DJ Moore)
  • Moore than a Feeling (Moore)
  • DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love (Moore)
  • Cole-lossal Impact (Cole Kmet)
  • Colston Love Island (Colton Loveland)
  • Fantasy Loveland

Cincinnati Bengals

  • Joe with Flow (Joe Burrow)
  • Average Joes (Burrow)
  • Say It Ain’t Joe (Burrow)
  • Ja’Marr, Chase Brown (Ja’Marr Chase, Chase Brown)
  • Ja’Marr the merrier (Chase)
  • High Tee Society, Tee Time, Tee Off (Tee Higgins)
  • All in the Chase (Brown)

Cleveland Browns

  • Flacco of Birds (Joe Flacco)
  • Cup of Joe (Flacco)
  • Built Ford Tough (Jerome Ford)
  • Call of Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)
  • Hey Jeudy
  • The Judkins Will See You Now (Quinshon Judkins)
  • The Njoku’s on You (David Njoku)

Dallas Cowboys

  • Baby Dak Ribs (Dak Prescott)
  • Dak to the Future (Prescott)
  • Now You CeeDee, Now You Don’t (CeeDee Lamb)
  • Fergalicious (Jake Ferguson)
  • Jake From Dallas (Ferguson)
  • Put Some Miles on It (Miles Sanders)
  • Slim Pickens (George Pickens)
  • Can you Pickens?

Denver Broncos

  • HOT TO BO! (Bo Nix)
  • Nix-elodeon (Nix)
  • Sutton for Punishment (Courtland Sutton)
  • Courtland’s in Session (Sutton)
  • Mims The Word (Marvin Mims Jr.)
  • The Engram Angle (Evan Engram)
  • Evan Almighty (Engram)
  • Odds and Evan (Engram)
  • Orange Pony Club

Detroit Lions

  • In Goff We Trust (Jared Goff)
  • GoffFather
  • Special Agent Gibbs (Jahmyr Gibbs)
  • Here Comes the Sun God (Amon-Ra St. Brown)
  • Jameson’s Whiskey Business (Jameson Williams)
  • LaPortaPotty (Sam LaPorta)

Green Bay Packers

  • Love Island (Jordan Love)
  • Cheesehead Over Heels
  • Defending Jacobs (Josh Jacobs)
  • Reed Between the Lines (Jayden Reed)
  • Golden Hour (Matthew Golden)
  • Matthew Golden Girls

Houston Texans

  • Stroud and Proud (C.J. Stroud)
  • Stroudy with a Chance of Touchdowns
  • The Mixon Administration (Joe Mixon)
  • Mixon Match
  • Finding Nico (Nico Collins)
  • Nico’d and Dimed (Collins)

Indianapolis Colts

  • The Pittman’s Bodyguard (Michael Pittman Jr.)
  • The Warren Treaty (Tyler Warren)
  • Civil Warren (Tyler Warren)
  • Tool Man Taylor (Jonathan Taylor)
  • Papa Jonathan’s (Jonathan Taylor)
  • Downs and Out (Josh Downs)

Jacksonville Jaguars

  • Big Game Hunter (Travis Hunter)
  • Lawrence & Order (Trevor Lawrence)
  • Stranger Things (Brenton Strange)
  • Strange New World (Brenton Strange)
  • Brian Rot (Brian Thomas Jr.)
  • Saving Private Brian (Brian Thomas Jr.)

Kansas City Chiefs

  • Mahomes Alone
  • Mahomes Improvement
  • Sweet Mahomes Alabama (Patrick Mahomes)
  • Blank Pacheco (Isaiah Pacheco)
  • Hollywood Game Night
  • Hollywood Squares (Hollywood Brown)
  • Travis Kelce (Taylor’s Version) (Travis Kelce)
  • TE Love Story (Travis Kelce)

Las Vegas Raiders

  • The Day of the Jakobi or Jack-al (Jakobi Meyers, Jack Bech)
  • Ashton Answered (Ashton Jeanty)
  • The Jeanty Giant
  • Bechwarmers (Jack Bech)
  • BrockBuster (Brock Bowers)
  • Brock N’ Roll (Bowers)
  • Bowers Power

Los Angeles Chargers

  • Herb Your Enthusiasm (Justin Herbert)
  • Hampton Inn (Omarion Hampton)
  • McConkey Tonks (Ladd McConkey)
  • Herbert’s Heroes (Justin Herbert)
  • Highway to Hampton (Omarion Hampton)

Los Angeles Rams

  • Nacuadata Refinement (Puka Nacua)
  • Nacua Matata (Puka Nacua)
  • Inglorious Staffords (Matthew Stafford)
  • Kyren on My Wayward Son (Kyren Williams)
  • The Adams Family (Davante Adams)

Miami Dolphins

  • Tyreek or Treat (Tyreek Hill)
  • Shake, Waddle and Roll (Jaylen Waddle)
  • Achane Reaction (De’Von Achane)
  • De’Vont Stop Believin’ (Achane)
  • Tua Legit to Quit (Tua Tagovailoa)

Minnesota Vikings

  • Keepin’ up with the Joneses (Aaron Jones)
  • Game of Jones
  • Turn on the Jettas (Justin Jefferson)
  • Griddy Little Liars (Jefferson)
  • Hock N’ Roll (T.J. Hockenson)

New England Patriots

  • Beats by Rhamondre (Rhamondre Stevenson)
  • The Hunter Games (Hunter Henry)
  • Can You Diggs it (Stefon Diggs)
  • Call Me Maye-be (Drake Maye)
  • Maye the Force Be With You

New Orleans Saints

  • Shough Dynasty (Tyler Shough)
  • Shough it off
  • Shough yeah!
  • Shaheed Racer (Rashid Shaheed)
  • Lights, Kamara, Action! (Alvin Kamara)
  • Olave Garden (Chris Olave)

New York Giants

  • Your Friends and Nabers (Malik Nabers)
  • Like a Good Nabers
  • All in the Nabershood
  • Dart Spreading the News (Jaxson Dart)
  • Connect the Darts
  • Russellmania (Russell Wilson)

New York Jets

  • Fields of Dreams (Justin Fields)
  • Hall N’ Oates (Breece Hall)
  • Breece’s Pieces (Hall)
  • Garretteed to Win (Garrett Wilson)
  • Wilson of Fortune
  • TaylorMade Touchdowns (Mason Taylor)

Philadelphia Eagles

  • Hurts So Good (Jalen Hurts)
  • A Bar-kley Song (Tipsy) (Saquon Barkley)
  • Barkley and the Beast
  • Eastbound & Brown (A.J. Brown)
  • Brownie Points
  • DeVonta’s Inferno (DeVonta Smith)
  • In Goedert We Trust (Dallas Goedert)

Pittsburgh Steelers

  • Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers)
  • The Rodgefather (Rodgers)
  • Metcalfornia Dreamin’ (DK Metcalf)
  • DK, Have It Your Way (Metcalf)
  • Metcalf Gala
  • American Ninja Warren (Jaylen Warren)
  • Air Freier (Pat Freiermuth)

San Francisco 49ers

  • Brock & A Hard Place (Brock Purdy)
  • Brockstars (Purdy)
  • Christian McCaffre (Christian McCaffrey)
  • Run CMC (McCaffrey)
  • Here’s to You, Mr. Robinson (Brian Robinson Jr.)
  • Aiyuk to the Future (Brandon Aiyuk)
  • Jauan Solo (Jauan Jennings)
  • The Kittle Engine That Could (George Kittle)
  • Kittle Big Town

Seattle Seahawks

  • Hey Darnold! (Sam Darnold)
  • McDarnolds
  • The Walkering Dead (Kenneth Walker III)
  • American Njigba Warriors (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • Jaxon 5 (Smith-Njigba)
  • Coop, There It Is (Cooper Kupp)
  • Cooper Scooper (Kupp)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

  • Baker by the Dozen (Baker Mayfield)
  • Rubber Buckys (Bucky Irving)
  • Build Me Up Buckycup (Irving)
  • Starbuckys (Irving)
  • The Garden of Evans (Mike Evans)
  • Evans Almighty
  • Magic Mike Evans
  • All I do is Godwin (Chris Godwin)

Tennessee Titans

  • The Warden (Cam Ward)
  • I Think I Cam (Ward)
  • The Pollard Express (Tony Pollard)
  • The Tony Awards (Pollard)
  • Ridley’s Believe it or Not (Calvin Ridley)
  • Calvin and the Chipmunks (Ridley)

Washington Commanders

  • The MysTerry Machine (Terry McLaurin)
  • McLaurin Racing
  • The Ekeler Files (Austin Ekeler)
  • The Zach-street Boys (Zach Ertz)
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